Bar talk...

Dear Readers,

I was a bar last night (we'll call it "The Usual Place") and I overheard some things that I would likely have great difficulty overhearing in, say, a library:

"...seriously, it says 'Fuck you!' when you turn it on... Fucking cellphone!"

"Where did this pen come from? Where do all these fucking pens come from?"

"Fuck she's horny, ain't she? Here, try the banana drink!"

"No, I'll get whisky dink... better than whisky cunt... C U Next Tuesday!!!"

What's the craziest/funniest thing you've ever heard in a bar?

Peace & Love,
J. S. Buchanan