No More Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go...

Dear Readers,

Tragically, I was born in 1985, a year that saw the release of such musical garbage as Madonna's "Like a Virgin" and "Crazy for You", Wham!'s "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go", and the 8-and-a-half-minute hell that is Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing". Saving the year from total musical infamy are such shining lights as Jefferson Starship's "We Built this City on Rock and Roll", Foreigner's "I Want to Know What Love Is", and that eternal classic, "St. Elmo's Fire" by John Parr.

Peace & Love,

J. S. Buchanan