Pour mourir...

Dear Readers,

Things are not looking good on the sort-of ex-girlfriend front. Rumor has it that she doesn't want to date anyone until she's 19 (two years from now). Rumor also has it that she wants me to call her so she can tell me this. I will call her tomorrow. When I do I will use the old "I'd really rather not discuss something this important over the phone" line in an attempt to milk it for a coffee date (also to prolong the existence of our non-existent relationship). Wish me luck.

Peace & perhaps not as much love as there used to be,

J. S. Buchanan